Screw It, I'm Done For The Week. 

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 05/12/2017 at 15:48 • Filed to: I'm Out

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None of my clients are answering their phones, there’s virtually no one else in my office right now, I’m about to go on a road trip to Austin with buddies in two hours, I’m turning 40 this weekend, and it’s GORGEOUS outside.

Time to GTFO of work.

OH, and the barber butchered my glorious beard by trimming it too short. It’ll be back to normal-ish in a week, so no biggie.

Here’s a car from the year I was born. Fuck I’m old.

Berang > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 15:50

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Austin? Help me dig a transmission out of a junk SAAB 96 tomorrow. It will be fun. There are lots of other junk SAABs in the same yard.

EL_ULY > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 15:51

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

.....NAKED CARTWHEEL TIME!!!!!!!!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 15:52

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aww yeah, dragon cock.

Tekamul > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 15:56

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I’m only about 3 weeks behind you. Too damn old. Austin would be a good place to spend it.

Here’s a ‘77 Commodore Datasette to ease your nerves.

PatBateman > Berang 05/12/2017 at 16:00

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You know, I would, but we have a guided tour of five BBQ joints starting at 10.

Sounds like fun, though...

PatBateman > EL_ULY 05/12/2017 at 16:01

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Done and done.

PatBateman > Tekamul 05/12/2017 at 16:02

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Well that computer looks.... Modern.

ttyymmnn > Berang 05/12/2017 at 16:02

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Metric and Howard?

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 16:05

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The weather in AUS is absolutely amazing today. A tad breezy, but dry and cool. Have fun. And happy birthday. Old my ass—I’ve got ten years on you.

PatBateman > ttyymmnn 05/12/2017 at 16:07

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It’s beautiful here, too. Dry even. We’re anxious to get there.

Fifty’s the new forty!

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 16:16

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Fifty’s the new forty, and beer isn’t just for breakfast any more. Have fun. Stay safe.

Justino6969 > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 16:24

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Have fun in Austin! Here’s a car from the year I was born:

Toby F., Manager > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 17:34

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I have two questions if you don’t mind answering.

1. How do I go about meeting/judging the appropriate person to handle my portfolio?

2. What’s the general minimum amount of digits I would need to have to my name to use your services or even be worthy of your time?

torque > Tekamul 05/12/2017 at 17:55

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What!?! Computers can fit inside an average income person’s home now?

What will we come up with next! :-)

coqui70 > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 18:34

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Happy B-day! To celebrate have 40 different food items from 40 different food trucks.

LastFirstMI is my name > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 20:49

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Is that top picture some type of dinosaur humping a VW? Oh that’s where the new Atlas comes from. Got it.

Eat some Franklin’s for me.

PS9 > PatBateman 05/12/2017 at 22:48

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PatBateman = bad-dragon.com customer confirmed.

PatBateman > Toby F., Manager 05/13/2017 at 00:44

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I’m sorry for the delay, but I’ve been on the road all afternoon and now my friends are trying to get me drunk. I’ll answer your question tomorrow afternoon. :)

Toby F., Manager > PatBateman 05/13/2017 at 00:57

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It’s fine, I understand. Please have a great evening! Also, thank you.

PatBateman > Toby F., Manager 05/13/2017 at 02:07

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Hey, no problem. You asked some important questions, and I feel quite obliged to answer. Just like in any industry, there are good, and there are bad. The bad ones piss me off more than anything (they reflect poorly on everyone in my line of work), and I’m happy to steer people clear of them.

So far, I’ve had whiskey, bourbon, vodka, mescal, and scotch; I will definitely defer my advice until tomorrow. LOL

CHEERS!!

PatBateman > coqui70 05/13/2017 at 02:11

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Thank you very much! And no sir; I am going on a BBQ tour tomorrow to some of the nation’s top destinations. Food trucks have nothing to do with this venture.

Berang > ttyymmnn 05/13/2017 at 03:00

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how did u kno

Berang > PatBateman 05/13/2017 at 03:01

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BBQ is overrated.

PatBateman > Berang 05/13/2017 at 03:29

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HA HA HA no it isn’t.

Berang > PatBateman 05/13/2017 at 03:29

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Compared to SAABs it is.

PatBateman > Berang 05/13/2017 at 03:32

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Fuck you no.

Berang > PatBateman 05/13/2017 at 03:40

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fuck you, yes.

ttyymmnn > Berang 05/13/2017 at 09:22

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That’s my neck of the woods.

Berang > ttyymmnn 05/13/2017 at 14:30

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Unfortunately the shop is closed, they’re clearing out. I’ve been invited to go grab a few items, although there’s very little for the older cars left.